Chapter 1: Growth Assistance Device from the Future
Su Xiang's heart was ashen, and he thought sadly: It seems that in this lifetime, I truly have no hope. I scored only 0.001 out of a possible 1,000 points! This result is even below passing!
Ding-dong
Starting up? What is being started? Is this an MP3?
Of course, Su Xiang believes this is yet another mediocre beginning—those who enter S University are either truly talented or wealthy and influential. Compared to those who come with one accolade after another, he, who entered by sheer luck, is utterly mediocre.
As she spoke, a series of options appeared around Xiaodie, including choices for hairstyle, face shape, eyebrows, eyes, nose, height, and bust size
What exactly is this thing
The progress bar advanced at a very slow pace. Su Xiang returned to his dormitory and sat down, just as the progress bar reached its end. The originally dark crystal inlay transformed into a silvery white, yet its brilliance remained concealed, coalescing on the crystal inlay, cold and distant, reminiscent of the moonlight in midsummer
Please set the title. Xiao Die's right hand is held out, and a title setting input box appears on her palm
Isn't this essentially saying nothing at all
If mediocrity is a crime, then Su Xiang feels that he has been committing this crime for a full eighteen years, and this crime is likely to result in a life sentence, accompanying him throughout his life
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration struck Su Xiang's mind, and he eagerly filled in two characters in the box, pressing confirm...
Of course, I am satisfied! Any further modifications would only be superfluous! Su Xiang unhesitatingly chose the next option.
Please close your eyes and enter your basic information. Before Su Xiang could react, the mechanical electronic voice sounded again
Please close your eyes and enter your basic information Electronic synthesized voice sounded again
The basic data calculation and statistics have been completed, initializing the Super Golden Enhanced Version of the Tenglong Growth Assistant... A mechanical electronic synthesized voice echoed in Su Xiang's ears
Officially launching the Tenglong Growth Assistance Device ... ... Activating the Learning Materials Database ... ... Generating Assistant Profile ... ... Loading Assistant Profile ... ... Loading Assistant Voice ... ... Loading complete ... ... Growth Assistance Mode officially initiated ... ...
Under the prompt of the flashing subtitles in Su Xiang's mind, he slowly opened his eyes
What is it? Growth Assistance Device Super Gold Enhanced Version
A block-like object suddenly fell from the sky, bouncing twice before landing right at Su Xiang's feet
The calculation error does not exceed one hundred millionth. The sound of the electronic synthesized voice carries no emotion or color, yet to Su Xiang's ears, it is an endless irony
"Beautiful woman!" Su Xiang couldn't help but swallow, while secretly vowing that he had seen the most beautiful woman since his birth
Will my whole life just pass by in such mediocrity? Su Xiang sighed helplessly
Su Xiang chose the option of "yes" without hesitation: perhaps this thing from the future could change his ordinary fate
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When Su Xiang saw the crystal inlay again, the four Chinese characters on it had disappeared, replaced by a progress bar that moved forward bit by bit
Name: Su Xiang, Age: 18, Date of Birth: October X, 1988. Su Xiang thought to himself, and the form in his mind was completed.
"Is there no calculation error?" Su Xiang couldn't help but ask
Su Xiang flipped through the metal pieces but was unable to find a single headphone jack
What, the year 4018 AD! ... From ...! ... The future! Only one coin issued in the entire universe! Su Xiang was immediately dumbfounded
Xiao Die's face is petite, with features that seem to have been calculated with the utmost precision, extremely exquisite. She has willow-leaf eyebrows, phoenix eyes, and a cherry-like mouth, with a rosy little face, her hair tied in a slanted ponytail, and she is dressed in a pink princess dress, even three points more adorable and beautiful than Su Xiang's ideal goddess, Murong Xin'er
What should I call her? Xiangzi? She's not my mom. Little Xiang? ... She doesn't seem to be older than me either
Should the Growth Assistance Device Super Gold Enhanced Version be activated immediately? Yes / No / About this product. A window similar to a Windows selection dialog appeared in Su Xiang's mind
"Are you satisfied with the image of Xiaodie? If not, you can make adjustments," Xiaodie said sweetly
Just as Su Xiang was about to pinch his arm to confirm whether he was dreaming, a flash of light crossed his mind, and the choice box reappeared—whether to immediately activate the Growth Assistance Device Super Golden Enhanced Version? Yes / No / Close https://www.hetushucom.com However, the option "About this product" had already dimmed.
Su Xiang felt a mix of confusion and curiosity, his eyes fixed intently on the crystal screen, eager to know what would happen when the progress bar reached its end
As Su Xiang was about to wipe away the few drops of fresh blood on the crystal inlay, a strange scene unfolded
Yes or no
Manufacture Date: Year 4018 AD. Place of Origin: Golden Enhanced Handmade Center of the Tenglong Planet. Total Issuance in the Universe: 1 piece
Su Xiang tentatively closed his eyes, and a table with three rows and two columns suddenly appeared in his mind, containing the following three columns: Name, Age, Date of Birth.
Su Xiang instinctively picked up the object from the ground: it was a silver metal alloy block, exuding an air of noble elegance. The overall shape was rhomboid, slightly larger than a thumb. The front featured a magnificent soaring dragon, accompanied by a line of fine print—Super Gold Enhanced Version. The back was adorned with an oval piece of dark crystal, from which a faint glow emanated, spreading outward from the center, radiating a certain captivating power. The front displayed a magnificent soaring dragon, with a line of fine print—Super Gold Enhanced Version below it. The back was an oval piece of dark crystal, with a faint glow spreading outward from the center, exuding a certain captivating power.
What exactly is the Tenglong Growth Assistant Device? Su Xiang, very curious, chose this product option
The further he looked down, the worse Su Xiang's expression became
Su Xiang sometimes sadly wonders if, when God created him, He accidentally blocked all the doors and windows
For some unknown reason, Su Xiang suddenly felt an impulse, and like recording a fingerprint, pressed his right thumb onto the oval-shaped crystal inlay. The thumb rested on the crystal inlay, warm yet cool, quite refreshing
A man of dignity, should he really lead a mediocre life? Su Xiang sighed helplessly once more, feeling a deep sense of unwillingness in his heart
Hello, welcome to the Super Golden Enhanced Version of the Growth Assistance Device. I am your daily life assistant, Xiao Die, responsible for your daily life, study task records, rewards and punishments, consultations, and other tasks. A sweet voice came from ahead of Su Xiang.
The crystal inlay surprisingly absorbed those few drops of fresh blood completely, as if it were a sponge. Moreover, at the very moment when the blood fully entered the crystal inlay, a flash of light appeared on the dark crystal inlay, revealing a line of red Chinese characters—initiating...
Indeed, Su Xiang is quite ordinary, possessing a face that would be hard to notice in a crowd, standing at a height of 1.74 meters, born into a family that is not affluent, everything about him is remarkably mundane
DNA binding completed, brain pattern binding completed, confirming the sole user as Su Xiang—please review the current data
Oh no! Because the effort was too great, Su Xiang winced in pain, yet he was exceptionally excited inside: I have truly obtained a growth assistance device from the future! And a super beautiful assistant for learning, akin to a fairy sister! My goodness! This is simply unbelievable!
On the form, there is essentially a label after each index—parentheses followed by two bright red Chinese characters, indicating "extremely low"
Heavens, am I not dreaming? Su Xiang pinched his thigh hard.
After the electronic synthesized sound, a long list appeared in Su Xiang's mind
This product is the Super Gold Enhanced Version of the 13th Generation Growth Assistant Device produced by Tamron Technology Co., Ltd., and it is your best companion for learning, growth, and entertainment
Ah! Su Xiang suddenly screamed, as if electrocuted, quickly withdrawing his finger from the crystal inlay—his thumb had been pierced by something, and blood was gushing out. A few drops of fresh blood had also stained the dark crystal inlay.
A man in this world should strive to achieve great accomplishments and strengthen the nation when he is out, and when he returns, he should be wrapped in a horse's hide to honor his family's name... What can I do...
Perhaps the most extraordinary thing in Su Xiang's life was that during the college entrance examination, he had an exceptional stroke of luck and guessed correctly on more than ten multiple-choice questions, leading to an outstanding performance and gaining admission to S University, which ranks third in J Province
Skipping over a lengthy section of extremely low scores, Su Xiang directly looked at the last line: Overall score 0.001 (Total score 1000)
Su Xiang scratched his head in frustration, unable to come up with a suitable title
What is going on! Su Xiang opened his eyes in shock, and the shimmering light on the crystal inlays flickered in succession, truly enchanting
Having not obtained any useful information, Su Xiang pouted in frustration and glanced towards the bottom right corner of the product introduction
Intelligence Quotient: 95 (extremely low), Emotional Quotient: 17 (extremely low), Financial Quotient: 27 (extremely low), Brain Development Index: 2.95% (extremely low), Physical Strength Index: 42 (extremely low), Endurance Index: 13 (extremely low), Reaction Index: 35 (extremely low), Maximum Speed: 6.9 meters per second (extremely low)